Dog Dimmadome
boys love to lean against the wall and mutter ‘fruits… veggies’ and girls love to stand confidently in the center of the square and shot ‘egg power!’. this is everything i have learned about gender so far
this video changed my fucking life it’s so funny. I say “my dinnar 🔥” constantly in casual conversation
Sometimes I'm a boy or a guy but I'm never a man. "Man" as a term is too serious for me. Men do taxes. Guys commit tax fraud
You know who else commits tax fraud?
Well don't be a fucking snitch, muscle man
Oh. Okay.
[ID: Muscle Man in a blue sweater. /end ID]
we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
wait it gets better
Chips ahoy is shit
don't say that to her...
She will be ravished in a few minutes time. It won't matter very soon.
